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Webmistress Questions

 

What are you?
Didn't you used to have a different last name?
Why do you go by Katarina?
Can I e-mail you?
Can I call you and/or meet you in person?
Hey baby, are you available?
You suck!
Why are you so mean/bitchy/snobby?!
 

 

What are you?

 

If you mean who are you, check out my About Me page to find out more.  If you really do mean what, I'm a human being.  If you're wondering if I'm a "furry", the answer depends on what your definition of "furry" is.  If "furry" means someone who likes drawing animal people and likes seeing talking animals in artwork, films, television, and writing, the answer is yes.  The answer is a resounding NO if you are asking if I lust after my cat, fornicate with my stuffed animals, wear ears and a tail at all time, bark when I answer the phone, have sex in a fursuit, or think that I'm an animal trapped in a human body.  Yes, there are people in the furry fandom who are like that, but I'm not one of them.  I just like art and animals, and in a totally platonic way at that.

 

 

Didn't you used to have a different last name?

 

Yes.  I got married.  My maiden name was Lium.

 

 

Why do you go by Katarina?

 

Katarina was my name in German class for four years in high school.  I decided to pick a name to use on the internet that I already liked and responded to.  If you want to call me Kayleen, Katarina, Kat, or Wenchy that's fine.  I'll respond to any of those names, or even, "Hey you!" ^_^

 

 

Can I e-mail you?

 

Sure.  Please finish looking through the FAQs before you ask me something, since it might already be answered for you here.  Also, please make sure you read the guidelines on the Contact page.  Thanks ^_^

 

 

Can I call you and/or meet you in person?

 

I don't usually feel comfortable talking to people I don't know very well.  If you're a friend and want my phone number, e-mail me.  As for meeting me, if you see me a convention and want to say hi, that's cool.  Otherwise, probably not.

 

 

Hey baby, are you available?

 

Uh...no.  Married.

 

 

You suck!

 

Um...that isn't really a question now, is it?  Your scathing and witty criticism is going to make me go cry for hours!  *rolls eyes*  Anyway, any flames that you feel like sending me will be read, laughed at, and disposed of.  Heck, if it's good enough, I may share it with my friends so they can laugh at you also.  Trolling me will just waste your time, since you won't get a response back from me.

 

 

Why are you so mean/bitchy/snobby?!

 

I'm sorry if I come across that way.  I'm not trying to be mean; I'm trying to get my point across.  You can blame the idiots that I've come across in the past.

 



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